iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

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22.Aug.14 1 hour ago

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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22.Aug.14 1 hour ago

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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loliconprince:

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2 all of my HATERS………….

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22.Aug.14 1 hour ago

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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22.Aug.14 1 hour ago

krisjener:

can we talk about the lyrics in lorde’s song 400 lux???

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????

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22.Aug.14 1 hour ago

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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22.Aug.14 1 hour ago

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

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22.Aug.14 1 hour ago